Wiper repellant

Im starting to wonder if that label i was jokingly given last year might be true. i have seen plenty of wipers caught this year already but i have not mustered a single one and today was no different. me and alanna only went out for about and hour but once again not a single one. i did muster a small smallie and alanna came acrossed about a 4ft bull snake on the dirt road, which freaked her the hell out. the season is really just getting started so i still got time for some redemption.